Jellycat Smudge Cow

Smudge Cow dreams of mastering her golf game.

• The outfit is immaculate, the stance deliberate, and the quiet murmur of “focus” before every swing feels almost professional.
• The follow-through, however, often involves a gentle lean against the golf cart and a contemplative stare into the distance.

Her approach could best be described as “unhurried”:

• A few swings
• A few snacks
• A scenic tour of the fairway without ever quite finishing a round

Balls do occasionally disappear into ponds, but she maintains it’s all part of the strategy.